Friday, September 07, 2007



"What if the Knights Templar had survived 1307?"

What if I hadn't made that remark in my Arkane Studios interview about Ubisoft outsourcing QA testing to Romania because of the inexpensive nimbleness of 6-fingered Ceaucescu-era deformed orphans.

Damn, looks great.

But hang on, what's this:
"France is collapsing under the weight of its own government"??

Do I detect a certain pandering to American anti-French clich├ęs? Geez... tell me it's not so.

1 Comments:

At 8:27 pm, Blogger Ben.H said...

"What if the Knights Templar had survived 1307?"

My first thought was: "Cool! A game where mediaeval knights can get in a slap fight with Kaspar Gutman and Joel Cairo." Sadly, it was not to be.

From what I saw in that trailer, the French can be thankful their yobs haven't figured out that guns are long-range weapons. "Merde alors! Frankly, I would ave preferred ze sword!"

 

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